Tuesday, 20 April 2010

News has spread!

With the increase in publicity now for the meerkats, it was only a matter of time before a real pimp appeared on the scene. Meet Marvin...the backstreet pimp from Brixton. Marvin has spent 2 years on the pimping scene cashing in on meerkat trafficcing. he has been known to break into wildlife parks. There is a rumour of an association with the meerkat dating agency: http://www.meerkatmatch.com/ however that is all speculation and has never been proven. It's fair to say Marvin should be approached with caution - he's a dangerous fellow. Don't let the "Blue Oyster club" look fool you.


Marvin is also proud to show off his scars. He has been in many 'bloody' fights with rival pimps. Once he was slashed with a knife from neck to belly button - you can make out the scar in the picture below. He also has another sideline of selling Bonsai weed. Now this has never been proven to be a drug of any reasonable recreational value, however he seems to be making quite a profit from it on the streets. I checked with the local constabulary and Bonsai weed is not on the class A,B or C list of drugs. In fact they classifed it as Z status - which is ironic really because that matched his celebrity status.
Marvin is not known to carry any weapons and typically gets others to do his dirty work for him, but nobody is quite clear what he keeps dwon those pants - I'm not sure they have ever be detached from his body so he is probably hiding some kind of weapon!





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