Sergey's distant cousins arrive on the doorstep!

Without warning, Sergey's cousins arrive from the US. Hanna and Montanna have obviously sampled some of the good life in Holywood and cosider themselves "upper" class in relation to Sergey and Alexandr. Sergey is not amused because for lunch he offered the traditional gruel and grubs and they just turned their nose up and went out for a Big Mac! Sergey can't wait to get rid of them. When asked Sergey said "I just want them to leave. I know they are family but they are really stuck up Western snobs who have never experienced a hard life in Russia. I can't hold my tongue much longer, if they don't leave then fur will fly - simples!". The problem now is all the planes are grounded due to the Volcanic ash from Iceland. Sergey is beside himself. I suggested that he should keep them occupied - perhaps with a game of table tennis which might also have the added benefit of reducing some of that american 'fat-ass'.